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Originally Posted by MikeWaters
I thought Majerus wasn't a member.
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This guy was also bald, but not quite so fat. He was a great guitar player, too. He played the guitar for my 10 year reunion, which I missed, because of traumatic memories.
But the same concept applies to the missionary work force. Since masturbation is so strictly forbidden, you end up with a legion of dishonest missionaries who claim to have never masturbated in their lives.
My parents always told me to lie on the masturbation questions anyway.
Also, I was getting those questions 3 years before my first pubic hair sprouted.