[SeattleUte]

Goatnapper's fine post reminded me of the funniest public bathroom story I ever heard. A guy I once knew at the U of U was from Tremonton, a good Mormon RM, and pretty sheltered. And this was a few years ago, before gays were part of the mainstream. On campus he walks into a public bathroom during a slow time of the day in one of the more remote buildings. He looks down to see if one of the stalls is taken and sees four feet pointed the same way, and in front of them a pair of hands flat palms down splayed on the floor. He walks out ashen and shaking like a leaf.