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Old 01-20-2006, 03:21 AM   #65
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Sorry for swearing. And it was my incendiary quote not Funik's. And I said:

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Originally Posted by surfah33
the metrosexual assholes in my ward thought pink was the shit
Not:

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Originally Posted by Alkili
i looked like a metrosexual asshole, and i for sure thought the pink shirt was the shit
There is a huge fundamental difference.

I majored in English. I am middle class and of polynesian decent. I apologize for my "boor"ish language. I suppose I could have substituted asshole with "stinker." After all they are related. I have never thought of myself as a "bounder" but perhaps my inabilty to curb such a potty mouth reflects that I am more of a "knave" than I would like to admit. Inheritently, there is nothing charming or attractive about swearing. I find in this type of forum a good cuss word is indicative of the "rascal" in us rather than the "louse." I have not noticed swearing here as being malicious. In fact I see it as "clown"ish. I think that's why we are here. Other boards are far too "dog"matic for our tastes. They'd sooner cast us off as "maggot"s, "lout"s, and even "sleazeball"s. They accuse us of belonging to a "rogue" board. But we would rather be "slimebucket"s than be censored, moderated, and forced to "rat" on our fellow cougar and ute brethren. What kind of "cur" they must be to hide behind filters and blue lenses. They'll "rake" us over the coals for speaking freely. We are their "heel." Ban us Cougarboard for we will not be your "lout." I mean where else can we go to find discussion on the merits of careful exercised diction and posting photos of one's 6 year old son to which "creep"s can "jerk" their "pud" to all in the same thread? Indeed, the thought makes me "curl." Are we "scoundrel"s and "rotters for delving into such topics with frankness? Nay I say. The honesty with which we speak allows us to rise above the "worm"s not lie with them. I guess together we make our individual stones a fair bit "rounder."
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