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I remember, as my mom slammed me so hard against the ground I don't think I've ever had sense since.

I also ate an entire bar of soap.

I also remember swearing to make sailors blush at age 14. However, once I became LDS, it wasn't hard to quit.

Now, being around clients all day long, sometimes you want to take up the habit again.

To quote Steve Martin, "quit once, gained a lot of weight, btw, do you mind if I fart ..."