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but as far as I could see there wasn't any penetration of body orifices.

It's the penetration thing that creeps me out.

And most people won't admit it. Gay relations are about weird penetrating sex. The non-sex parts aren't gay.

I have many buds. We do many things together, partner in finances, talk sports, go on vacations and do other things. Yet none of us ever would do anything as much as slug one another. Okay shake a hand, pat a back but much more than that we'd freak out and go find us the next cute gal to squeeze just to make certain we're men.

And there's only one person who gets my engine started and it's none of my buddies.

So I will never understand wanting to misuse one's unit.

Especially if I were an aetheist. Nature created sex for self-perpetuation and then people starting using it for other purposes. So people start using it for a purpose which could never achieve its initial purpose. Go figure.