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Jeff Lebowski · 02-02-2007, 03:31 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6319909.stm

There are many potential pitfalls: poisonous freshwater stingrays, bull sharks, piranhas, anacondas, rapids, whirlpools, and the possibility of tidal waves.

And when asked about the toothpick fish that can enter the body by swimming up the penis, and can only be removed by surgery, the marathon swimmer's practicality is as evident as his courage.
"I never urinate straight into the water, I always urinate straight into my wetsuit."

Yikes.

02-02-2007, 03:31 PM	#1
Jeff Lebowski Charon Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the heart of darkness (Provo) Posts: 9,564	Why, why, why? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6319909.stm There are many potential pitfalls: poisonous freshwater stingrays, bull sharks, piranhas, anacondas, rapids, whirlpools, and the possibility of tidal waves. And when asked about the toothpick fish that can enter the body by swimming up the penis, and can only be removed by surgery, the marathon swimmer's practicality is as evident as his courage. "I never urinate straight into the water, I always urinate straight into my wetsuit." Yikes. __________________ "... the arc of the universe is long but it bends toward justice." Martin Luther King, Jr.