While on my mission in Quebec,
the Quebecois government was building a new highway from the northern portion of the province down to Montreal. Some people questioned the need for this road given that it's capacity seemed to exceed the traffic that used that route. After considering this fact for some period of time, one of our local ward's more creative members felt moved to offer his testimony at testimony meeting that as everyone knew the arctic frost was like the frost artound a rabbit's hole in winter, and that the lost tribes were somewhere inside the Earth, having entered a hole in the arctic polar region (rumored to have been seen from time to time by various explorers and travelers), it was obvious that this new freeway being built was inspired by God to provide an easy pathway for the tribes to use to return, He then offered up some revelations he received abut the timing of this triumphal return (which was to be in a few weeks, according to a visitation he had received).
I have never found any reason to doubt his story.
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