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Old 11-04-2005, 03:37 AM   #1
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Default I once had a girl exclaim to me, "Wow! 18 inches!"

We were playing co-ed softball, and I jumped up to snag a line drive, and all of a sudden I heard from the girl playing first base, "Wow! 18 inches! You jumped 18 inches!"

She meant well, but it really wasn't a compliment, because I was a high jumper in high school, and my vertical should have been much closer to 30 inches than 18 inches. I like to think she just mis-estimated how high off the ground I was, because it was a pretty good jump. She was impressed, though. I guess any girl would be impressed by 18 inches, right?
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