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MikeWaters · 11-11-2010, 09:14 PM

Is it just me, or should there be a day to celebrate Non-Veterans?

Is it really fair that Veterans get all the praise, while the rest of us non-Veteran schmucks get nothing, and have to stand with our hands in our pockets, like idiots?

HERE'S TO YOU BILLY, WHO WENT TO COLLEGE INSTEAD OF ENLISTING!

HERE'S TO YOU SAM, WHO GOT A MEDICAL EXEMPTION FOR FLAT FEET DURING THE DRAFT!

HERE'S TO YOU JOEY, WHO DECIDED HE DIDN'T FIT INTO A MILITARY CULTURE!

HERE'S TO YOU FREDERICK, WHO TWEETS SHOUTOUTS TO THE VETERANS , WAVES AN AMERICAN FLAG, SINGS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM LOUDLY AT BALL GAMES, AND VOTES STRAIGHT-TICKET REPUBLICAN!

"Non-Veterans Day" - the patriotic holiday for the rest of us. Do I ask too much?

11-11-2010, 09:14 PM	#1
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Happy Non-Veterans Day Is it just me, or should there be a day to celebrate Non-Veterans? Is it really fair that Veterans get all the praise, while the rest of us non-Veteran schmucks get nothing, and have to stand with our hands in our pockets, like idiots? HERE'S TO YOU BILLY, WHO WENT TO COLLEGE INSTEAD OF ENLISTING! HERE'S TO YOU SAM, WHO GOT A MEDICAL EXEMPTION FOR FLAT FEET DURING THE DRAFT! HERE'S TO YOU JOEY, WHO DECIDED HE DIDN'T FIT INTO A MILITARY CULTURE! HERE'S TO YOU FREDERICK, WHO TWEETS SHOUTOUTS TO THE VETERANS , WAVES AN AMERICAN FLAG, SINGS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM LOUDLY AT BALL GAMES, AND VOTES STRAIGHT-TICKET REPUBLICAN! "Non-Veterans Day" - the patriotic holiday for the rest of us. Do I ask too much?