[Mars]

Originally Posted by Tex

Heh, right. Next home game let's have a show of hands of everyone who's a Coaches Circle donor. Then hand Bronco a mic so he can tell them all to leave the stadium, shouting "Good riddance."

Well done sir.


There are two types of fans that Bronco hates:
1. The Casual Fan
2. The Fan with Expectations

What he wants is fans who love the team fanatically, never doubt the coaches, and never say anything negative about the players. Oh, and never ask any damn annoying questions. They can figure that crap out for themselves. Plus they have to care more about firesides than games (priorities); remember, the worst possible season is an undefeated one, as a team requires losses to learn from, and no one likes the pressure, attention, and scrutiny of being in the limelight (and losing games must somehow help the missionary aspect of the football program). Once he gets that, he'll give BYU a solid 4 years or so before retiring early to become a professional surfer/horse-wrangler.