Last night a friend of mine called me. He just got home from vacation with his wife, they have 2 kids the oldest is 6 and they have never left them home before, his mother in law came in to town to watch his kids. So he calls me and is telling me about his trip and then he starts to whisper:
"You know whats crazy is we were F***ing all night, like 4 or 5 times a night, we were going crazy, I was trying new positions, and just going nuts, it was awesome, we were like newlyweds. I was really proud of myself on the way home I was bragging in the car to my wife saying that I rocked her world, it was awes.........sh*t I will call you right back."
So I hang up laughing a little, about 15 minutes later he calls back.
"So I was sitting on the stairs talking to you, and I didnt realize that my Mother in Law was laying on the couch, she heard everything."
I guess his mother in law just laughed and made a comment about his wife being to tired to go shopping the next day.
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