Bronco needs to . . .
a. Keep his arms folded and scowl more like LaVell
b. Put Anae in the booth, suit up Doman in Beck's uniform and start him, instead, move all the backup WR's to CB, and switch Lunchroom to fullback to block for Curtis
c. Brush his teeth three times daily
d. Number the plays of the game consecutively and run the ball on all prime-numbered plays
e. Give the cheerleaders tighter uniforms
With all the advice being given to Bronco on Cougarboard, I thought I'd add my own. :roll:
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