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il Padrino Ute · 06-14-2006, 02:11 AM

A man learned he had only 24 hours to live. That evening, after he broke the news to his wife about his impending death, he told her that he wanted to make love to her as many times as he could before he died and she agreed that it would be a good thing.

That night, they made love 4 times before they fell asleep. At about 4:00 AM, he awoke and whispered to his wife that he wanted to make love again.

"That's easy for you to say" she said sleepily, "you don't have to get up in the morning."

06-14-2006, 02:11 AM	#1
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	A joke for all... A man learned he had only 24 hours to live. That evening, after he broke the news to his wife about his impending death, he told her that he wanted to make love to her as many times as he could before he died and she agreed that it would be a good thing. That night, they made love 4 times before they fell asleep. At about 4:00 AM, he awoke and whispered to his wife that he wanted to make love again. "That's easy for you to say" she said sleepily, "you don't have to get up in the morning." __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.