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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy
Most savvy Chess King patrons know that the basics for casual chic in Utah consist of
1. A nice pair of Girbeaud jeans (preferably the green ones or the weird shade of dark blue)
2. a blousy faux-denim blue shirt (top button undone to expose crew neck t shirt underneath
3. a brown braided leather belt with looped excess. Tip of the looped belt should be no more than 5 inches away from the Girbeaud jeans label that covers the penis area of the jeans.
4. The patented Utah brown leather shoes, which are worn for dressy and casual events. Acceptable brown shoes include boots and loafers, however if the loafers are not Doc Martens, then they must have lug soles.
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I wish I even knew what these were, not that I have any fashion sense as my favorite shirts are all made of cool mesh, but I can't play along as I'm completely lost on most of these.