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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96
When our company bought out Eagle Mountain's municipal telephone system I used the phrase "when the acquisition is consumated" with some reporter from the PDH and she asked me to change "consumated" to "finalized" or something like that.
We also offer "stand alone DSL" in Utah instead of "naked DSL."
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If she din't have no ring on and seemed to have great chemistry with you I would have been like "sure." But had she had a ring on I would have been like "fuck you."
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