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Originally Posted by BYUTexan
Then the next time I'm in Wyoming, I'll go and take a shit on the capitol building lawn, or what there is with it. I'll make sure no to wipe with the sage brush.
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A word of advice if you do decide to do so: While it may seem like a good idea to piss with the wind while you're hunkered down, by doing so you're actually creating an eddy in the wind which in turn will create some serious splash-back. Best to orient yourself at an angle with with wind. That is, if the wind is from the west, which it will be 99% of the time, you'll want your manhood facing either northeast or southeast.
No need to thank me, I'm just happy someone else can learn from my experience.