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Originally Posted by SeattleUte
Burning Bright, I bet you haven't been laid in at least a year. I bet deep inside your wife hates you.
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Haven't been laid in 2 hours, not that it's any of your business. Just celebrated our 14th Anniversary today.
I'm not perfect. I'll be the first to admit that. I'm sure there are a few things my wife would change about me, but I'm not all that bad either.
I'm a good provider. I spend quality time (and a lot of it) with my wife and kids. Geez, I spent all day a week ago Saturday with a grumpy, under the weather 14 month old so she and my five year old could go to a family reunion in Salt Lake (2 hours away). That's pretty good.