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Originally Posted by BlueHair
My dad had an apple tree that wasn't producing. His neighbor (an old man) told my dad to beat it with a baseball bat. He took the advice and the tree has been a great producer ever since. The old fella swears by this tactic.
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I did this with an apple tree in my parents yard when I was about 8 or so and my parents took the bat away from me. They didn't like me using it for batting practice.
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