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Forum: Chit Chat 11-18-2008, 04:03 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,979
Posted By Donuthole
Garments.

Garments.
Forum: Football 11-16-2008, 06:04 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 834
Posted By Donuthole
It will only feel like failure to you because you...

It will only feel like failure to you because you let yourself buy in to the preseason hype. We all knew 2009 was going to be BYU's best chance at a BCS bowl, as it was unlikely this year that we'd...
Forum: Professional Sports 11-13-2008, 10:50 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,111
Posted By Donuthole
Also, with Curtis getting back into the swing of...

Also, with Curtis getting back into the swing of things, and Reggie Brown too, I think Jackson's stock is headed the other direction. Moss is the #1 WR, and is good for a deep TD at least once every...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-08-2008, 04:19 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,183
Posted By Donuthole
Treat her right. <object width="425"...

Treat her right.
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7_rBidCkJxo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param...
Forum: Food 11-08-2008, 03:14 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 11,083
Posted By Donuthole
I realize this is anecdotal, at best, but my...

I realize this is anecdotal, at best, but my cousin married a girl from the Philippines, and she is a rice addict. Literally, she has withdrawal symptoms if she goes more than a couple meals without...
Forum: Religion 11-08-2008, 01:30 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,912
Posted By Donuthole
I voted wrong. On our way to the airport in...

I voted wrong. On our way to the airport in Vegas, my FIL called us and told us he left his wallet in his tuxedo. So I had to call my dad and make sure he pulled it out before he returned the...
Forum: Politics 11-04-2008, 05:40 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,007
Posted By Donuthole
Ours too. I took my 3-year-old daughter to the...

Ours too. I took my 3-year-old daughter to the booth with me and let her operate the touch screen for me. She though it was fun that a little green check mark would appear when she touched the little...
Forum: Art/Movies/Media/Music/Books 10-28-2008, 08:39 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,101
Posted By Donuthole
Wow. Nice memory. I haven't heard those lyrics in...

Wow. Nice memory. I haven't heard those lyrics in over 15 years.
Forum: Art/Movies/Media/Music/Books 10-28-2008, 08:16 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,101
Posted By Donuthole
I've probably listened to this song a dozen times...

I've probably listened to this song a dozen times in the last 3-4 days. I like it a lot. I've listened to a few Tegan and Sara songs as well, and I've liked those too.

I've been in a musical funk...
Forum: Religion 10-27-2008, 11:02 PM
Replies: 218
Views: 17,983
Posted By Donuthole
Because masturbation quells sexual desires? Well,...

Because masturbation quells sexual desires? Well, for about 5 minutes, i guess.

For the record, I'm not a masturbation nazi, and I don't necessarily agree 100% with the church's standpoint on...
Forum: Religion 10-27-2008, 09:14 PM
Replies: 218
Views: 17,983
Posted By Donuthole
I don't think the fact that she's married is as...

I don't think the fact that she's married is as pertinent as the fact that he's married.
Forum: Religion 10-27-2008, 06:07 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,540
Posted By Donuthole
Seriously, once the kids get past the...

Seriously, once the kids get past the early-toddler stage, they cease to engender the attraction by the ladies anymore. Though I imagine you got slightly more mileage out of yours, seeing as they're...
Forum: Religion 10-23-2008, 08:22 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 4,228
Posted By Donuthole
My MP was an army guy. We had a 45 page addendum...

My MP was an army guy. We had a 45 page addendum to the White Bible, which primarily consisted of rules to tighten the rules in the WB. One such tightening was wake-up time, which was 6:00 a.m.,...
Forum: Chit Chat 10-22-2008, 06:29 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,654
Posted By Donuthole
Hence the "poorly-executed homeless man's...

Hence the "poorly-executed homeless man's version" modifier. And I agree, Bit O'Honey, if not overly hard, is a delicious treat.
Forum: Art/Movies/Media/Music/Books 10-22-2008, 06:22 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 942
Posted By Donuthole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRIGUh2J7pQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRIGUh2J7pQ
Forum: Chit Chat 10-22-2008, 06:21 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,654
Posted By Donuthole
Uh oh. Don't tell me this thread is about to get...

Uh oh. Don't tell me this thread is about to get hijacked with "Mormon Valentine Heart Candy Sayings".

1. CU in the CK
2. Be Mine 4 ever
3. Will I w8 4 U?
4. Don't Masturb8
Forum: Chit Chat 10-22-2008, 06:15 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,654
Posted By Donuthole
Agreed. They are a poorly-executed homeless man's...

Agreed. They are a poorly-executed homeless man's version of a Bit O' Honey. Growing up in a poor neighborhood (before I had the means to escape to greener pastures for trick-or-treating) I received...
Forum: Chit Chat 10-22-2008, 06:10 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,654
Posted By Donuthole
And just when you think it doesn't get any worse...

And just when you think it doesn't get any worse than the pink Necco wafers, you stumble upon a licorice flavored Necco Wafer. Yuck. Not very many candies can make Smarties seem delicious, but I...
Forum: Chit Chat 10-22-2008, 06:05 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,654
Posted By Donuthole
Substitute Take 5 in place of Butterfinger (aka...

Substitute Take 5 in place of Butterfinger (aka Chico-stix dipped in brown wax) in the Holy Peanut Butter Triumverate, and I agree.
Forum: Football 10-21-2008, 10:49 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 942
Posted By Donuthole
Besides, this year wasn't supposed to be BYU's...

Besides, this year wasn't supposed to be BYU's year to break the BCS anyway. It just became that when the pre-season hype started rolling in.
Forum: Art/Movies/Media/Music/Books 10-21-2008, 10:42 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,303
Posted By Donuthole
Which is precisely why I didn't want to lump them...

Which is precisely why I didn't want to lump them in with Live. Because at least a couple songs from Razorblade Suitcase were quality. But the point stands. 6teen stone was their peak.
Forum: Religion 10-21-2008, 10:18 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 12,587
Posted By Donuthole
In really like this one. But I think it needs to...

In really like this one. But I think it needs to be "Remedial Sunday School Graduate"
Forum: Football 10-21-2008, 09:37 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,912
Posted By Donuthole
This is one of those rare "win-win" games, as far...

This is one of those rare "win-win" games, as far as I'm concerned. I sit back and watch, not really caring what happens, becuase either way, it's a win for BYU. If TCU wins, i will find joy in...
Forum: Chit Chat 10-21-2008, 09:24 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,138
Posted By Donuthole
Only 27", but it's a CRT, so it's nice and...

Only 27", but it's a CRT, so it's nice and girthy. Supposedly that matters.
Forum: Religion 10-21-2008, 07:14 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 12,587
Posted By Donuthole
My parents spent 3 years in Guam, and all I got...

My parents spent 3 years in Guam, and all I got was this lousy button (and free tuition at BYU)
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