Son of a B****!
 

I just got done with my road bike overhaul. Degreased, lubed, cleaned and ready to go... Oh wait... I forgot to tape the handlebars...

Run down to the bike shop and buy some cork tape...

All set?

NO! I forgot my damn handlebars are about 5" longer than most (the drop curls back in toward the middle again).

So... Here I sit with a useless bike (until tomorrow).

PISS!