Rocky and other LDS Singles
 

Don't miss your chance to meet Ricky Schroder and Elder Ballard! You will also be treated to a concert by Endless Summer, refreshments and speed dating.

http://mormontimes.com/WC_education.php?id=1076

They get 2,200 out of a potential base of 100,000? Activity among males over 31 in the church is very low? If this is true, it seems the Apostle Paul who was a champion of the single male was dead wrong. The single male is a drag on the church and I understand why the brethern look up them with scorn.

Rocky, go to this event and follow their instructions. Don't wallow in your downtrodden state much longer.

What is speed-dating?

I know what it was for me, but it probably isn't the same concept at this function.

Is that something to do with you being called the Minute Man?

I was one of the those Jiffy Lube operators where customers didn't complain about how very long the service took.

One look, and it was better to get it over with quick and easy.

I wrote that wrong. I should have said, the service did take longer than normal Jiffy Lube establishments, but customers didn't complain.

Oh, Ricky Schroder... He was such a hunk riding around his living room on that train. He was my first crush.

What is "speed-dating"?

Is that a date that only last sixty seconds? Is it where one goes from friend to spouse in a short time?

What is it?