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TripletDaddy 04-30-2008 02:40 AM

The Utah Jazz All-Rape team!
 
First, there was DeShawn Stevenson, who was charged with raping a 14 year old...

http://media.www.dailyutahchronicle....pe-80207.shtml

Then, there was Deron Williams, Dee Brown, Ronnie Brewer, and Paul Milsap, who met a woman at a strip club, bought some condoms on the way to the hotel, went up to the floor where they all had rooms, and then, according to the Jazz players, Dee Brown left to play video games and Ronnie Brewer made a divider on the bed out of pillows and allowed her to stay, naked, on her side of the bed.

http://www.localnewsdaily.com/news/s...03050643073400

Now, just released today.....Karl Malone, as a sophomore, went FLDS and impregnated a 13 year old girl. Sometimes Karl gotta do what Karl gotta do.

http://www.buffalonews.com/sports/co...ry/334471.html

Well, THAT is some team Utah has there. I think they beat any other team's starting 5.

Jeff Lebowski 04-30-2008 03:08 AM

That's pretty sad. Karl should be ashamed. I am sure he is.

As for your swipe at the Jazz as an organization, you just sound like a dumbass Lakers fan.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/1...273258,00.html

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40 percent of NBA players have criminal records.
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Benedict wrote that while Kobe Bryant was on trial for rape, "25 law enforcement agencies in 13 cities in the United States and Canada were simultaneously proceeding with arrest warrants, indictments, plea-agreement proceedings or trials involving more than a dozen other players." He found 33 criminal charges of domestic violence against NBA players.
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Meanwhile, the Jazz have been Boy Scouts by comparison. Since the Larry Miller Era began more than two decades ago, only a handful of Jazz players have been involved with the police — Luther Wright, Olden Polynice, DeShawn Stevenson, Robert Whaley and Deron Williams. As you'll see, other than the Stevenson case, it was all fairly innocuous stuff, and all but Williams were soon shown the door by the Jazz.

TripletDaddy 04-30-2008 03:34 AM

Calm down. It is not a swipe at the Jazz as an organization.

I am sure the organization is not thrilled about having so many accused rapists roam their halls.

I am saying that it is pretty interesting that you could put together an entire starting team with them.

1-Williams
2-Stevenson
3-Brewer
4-Malone
5-Milsap

That is pretty unique. Not sure if there are many teams that could assemble a starting 5 with guys who committed or were accused of the same crime.

Jeff Lebowski 04-30-2008 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy (Post 215291)
Calm down. It is not a swipe at the Jazz as an organization.

I am sure the organization is not thrilled about having so many accused rapists roam their halls.

I am saying that it is pretty interesting that you could put together an entire starting team with them.

1-Williams
2-Stevenson
3-Brewer
4-Malone
5-Milsap

That is pretty unique. Not sure if there are many teams that could assemble a starting 5 with guys who committed or were accused of the same crime.

Bullshit.

TripletDaddy 04-30-2008 04:14 AM

Memo to self...do not post about Jazz on nights when Jazz lose.

Sheesh!

YOhio 04-30-2008 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy (Post 215302)
Memo to self...do not post about Jazz on nights when Jazz lose.

Sheesh!

If you ever, ever do that again, I will arrange a time and venue where we can fistfight. I am certain I will win.

TripletDaddy 04-30-2008 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by YOhio (Post 215314)
If you ever, ever do that again, I will arrange a time and venue where we can fistfight. I am certain I will win.

I am busy this weekend.

UteStar has invited ME to go antiquing with him in the morning, then we are going roller blading to Trolley Square in the afternoon. I think he wants to buy the new Twilight book.

YOhio 04-30-2008 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy (Post 215315)
I am busy this weekend.

UteStar has invited ME to go antiquing with him in the morning, then we are going roller blading to Trolley Square in the afternoon. I think he wants to buy the new Twilight book.

Fuck you. We're done.

TripletDaddy 04-30-2008 05:34 AM

If JohnnyLingo were still here, he would be proud of you.

cougjunkie 04-30-2008 04:14 PM

What a great thread. Everyone knew Karl Malone was a dead beat dad, look at the way he treated Cheryl Ford her early years of life, now he wont even claim this kid, what a joke.


I wonder if Deshawn Stevenson waved his hand across his face as he was raping that 14 year old, so that she couldnt recognize him.


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