Anyone know why the church would
 

speak out against augmenting the body with tatoo's but not address the augmentation of boobs.

Are students at BYU encouraged not to have boob adjustments.

I'm pretty sure the answer is no, because Goatnapper is still a BYU fan.

Plastic surgeons pay a lot more tithing than tattoo artists.

Tattoos rarely enhance personal appeal and marriage worthiness; augmentation almost always make the gal more marraige worthy.

Isn't everything in the Church about making us more worthy?

New boobs and the work environment could be an unhealthy combination. Perhaps you should only be allowed to have new boobs if you are a stay at home mom.

Because no matter how spiritual the brethren are, they are still men.

Mothers Who Know get boob jobs so they can have stay at home husbands.

A gal can have new boobs if she is your or a much younger version, my date. All others should have flatties or saggies.

Perhaps you are onto something there. The church wants single men to get married. All trolling lure is acceptable to accomplish it.

They should still be analogous to vehicles, would you pay 100 K for a car unless you could take it out for a test drive? And more importantly, if you wanted to look at a pre-owned model, don't you really need a mechanic to give you a run-down as well?

For second timers, test drives make lots of sense. And putting on a new set of tires makes it easier to sell the vehicle. All too frequently the only thing coming is a fresh detailing but no upgrades.