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RaiderUte 08-18-2005 02:38 AM

Re: Even though most of us know each other....
 
Ok, here goes...

I was born to a pair of Marin County hippies who believed in free love and really free canibus. They didn't realize that they squirted out a conservative Republican and Oakland Raiders fan. Then in 1989, Pete Rose was banned for betting on baseball.

Today, I live in Idaho surrounded by blue astroturf and lots of complex carbohydrates. In my spare time I like to drink beer, tell women on the internet that I am well endowed and was the last one out of Saigon, and drink some more beer.

I look forward to meeting you.

Yours,
RaiderUte

statman 09-22-2005 10:24 PM

The Ute part I can handle...
 
The Raider part is another thing altogether!!!

Welcome aboard! Belatedly...

ute4ever 04-28-2008 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaiderUte (Post 362)
They didn't realize that they squirted out a conservative Republican and Oakland Raiders fan.

Squirted?

livecoug 04-28-2008 11:28 PM

Holy Crap! RaiderUte!

Flystripper 04-28-2008 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaiderUte (Post 362)
Ok, here goes...

I was born to a pair of Marin County hippies who believed in free love and really free canibus. They didn't realize that they squirted out a conservative Republican and Oakland Raiders fan. Then in 1989, Pete Rose was banned for betting on baseball.

Today, I live in Idaho surrounded by blue astroturf and lots of complex carbohydrates. In my spare time I like to drink beer, tell women on the internet that I am well endowed and was the last one out of Saigon, and drink some more beer.

I look forward to meeting you.

Yours,
RaiderUte

I think I could really like this guy.

8ballrollin 04-29-2008 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ute4ever (Post 214565)
Squirted?

lol. This intro was from over 2 years ago. Are we trying to churn the subscription base ;)

RockyBalboa 04-29-2008 01:29 AM

Welcome aboard Raider. Good to have you over here.

Surfah 04-29-2008 04:05 AM

My brother-in-law drives around Boise with a giant Raiders decal on the rear window of his truck. I'd have one on my car if my wife let me. Just win baby.

non sequitur 04-29-2008 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ute4ever (Post 214565)
Squirted?

The last time I squirted out a conservative Republican, I took some Kaopectate and then I was alright.

cougjunkie 04-29-2008 02:58 PM

Ute4ever is the king of bumping old posts.


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