March 5th can't come soon enough
 

Hillary and Barack are ruining my drive to/from work. Guess I better go all XM until after the Texas primary.

It's weird to get phone calls about this.

I got a phone call last night from some dude who starts out "who you are voting for in this primary?"

I said "Sorry, no time" <click>

maybe it's a privilege to receive so much attention from the candidates' machines. They barely waved at my state.

Exactly. Some people don't know they have it so good.

Think of Iraqis with ink-stained finger FM.

Now I'm offended that you hung up on me.