I have a great idea
 

Each time BYU and Utah play in the future in b-ball or football, I am going to put down $100 or so on Utah. Seems to be the ultimate sure thing. And if BYU pulls off a miracle, I could rejoice in the win. Either way, something good happens.

Who's with me???

that mirrors the few bets I've ever placed. I always bet against the team I like. That way, I've hedged my bets.

Never ever bet on BYU against Utah.

Everytime I have bet against BYU the Cougs have come out on top and I've lost money. Pin this loss on me boys, I didn't get in on time. I need to put the bookie on speed dial.