A Proper Introduction
I am attached to Sleepy. He doesn't really sleep in Elder's Quorum--he's been in the primary for years.
Anyway, I look around the site once in a while and thought I'd post a little. Sleepy took me to BYU football games until I understood the rules and that it wasn't just meatballs smashing into each other. I love music and books and I design my own clothes and handbags. If I can figure out how to get one of those picture thingies on the side I'll put up a picture of Daniel Craig. I'll write more a little later. It's time to take my son to storytime! |
Welcome to the board! Slowly but surely, we're increasing the number of female participants.
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Welcome!
Your husband is a great poster. I look forward to getting to know you as well. |
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You mean all of these mammary and masturbatory threads haven't scared off new female posters?
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I miss Soup and Farrah, btw. How come people have to, you know, have actually lives and stuff to do and such? :) SIRS, welcome, I hope you'll hang around. Storytime is, IMO, part of the glue that holds this country together. |
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RS - Relief Society |
Welcome.
Like the rest of us wretched males here, I'll assume that SIEQ has married over his head. We testosterone types are grateful to have such lovely females in our presence. |
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Saying that replace "Muslim" with "men" and I think the pissing and moaning would be similar. So in my best Kresimir Cosic accent: Stali ali putsan! Given the epidemic of LDS Scando chicks thinking the Allmighty shortchanged them a bit in the ol squeezebox, I will say that the ta-tas are a bit more bodacious in Relief Society. Now if we could just get away from our stifling Victorianism and flaunt what we got, bay-beeeee! |
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Welcome to the board! |
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As far as my mysogenistic hooters allusions, your people are not allowed to do that. IMO it is the biggest reason I support the war in Iraq...it is all about ensuring voluptuous cracks where needed in Eye-Rack! |
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That said, I do think the University of Utah winning an outright conference championship in football was one of the signs. That happened on a chilly afternoon during the dark years of Gary Crowton. Get ready to pack up and move to Missouri honeychild! |
This has quickly turned into one of the greatest threads ever.
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SIRS, I hope you don't take offense that we've hijacked your very first thread around here. That's pretty much just what we do.
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Mindful, I wrote this earlier then decided to hold off. But in case you haven't figured it out: Goat is proud to be an American, where if divine intervention doesn't provide us the nicest breasts in the world, surgical intervention will. And in what can only be attributed to selfless idealism on his part, he wishes this kind of freedom for all the women of the world. He's somewhat concerned that the Mormons occasionally encourage attire a little too burqa-like for their women... After all, he only wants to admire all the beauty that is God's creation. And surely shopping at Victoria's Secret every once in a while never hurt anyone, anyhow. |
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What's the drink of choice? |
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This is why I nobly put my life on the line for ma and apple pie! Your red blooded big knocker loving men can thank me....... |
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Save for you fetchin' habitual cheaters, I would be down with your state. |
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All we need now is an Islamic version of the Kama Sutra, and Muslim augmentors and we'd be set.
I'd like my hallicenagens with some maryjane please. |
Goatnapper and Mindful just had the best exchange in CG history. The fact that is was serious made it even better. I honestly can not stop laughing.
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Thank you for providing me with the best signature out there...
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Thank you for the warm "Hi" everyone. I take it that MindfulCoug is Muslim? Cool.
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Go straight for the good stuff. Does she have augmentations? |
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You California Mormons just can't let us Utahns have our moment in the sun, can you? |
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