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TheSizzle36 07-26-2007 01:38 PM

Thank you for providing me with the best signature out there...

Sassy in RS 07-26-2007 02:38 PM

Thank you for the warm "Hi" everyone. I take it that MindfulCoug is Muslim? Cool.

Goatnapper'96 07-26-2007 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sassy in RS (Post 106051)
Thank you for the warm "Hi" everyone. I take it that MindfulCoug is Muslim? Cool.

Even better than Muslim, she lives in Iran. Very cool participant that I hope understands my sarcasm. Seriously, she would love the lovely Sister Goatnapper who would be an Elder Bednar poster child. Not only did Sister Goatnapper graduate from the Why-Aye, but she has yet to get either ear pierced once!

Archaea 07-26-2007 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96 (Post 106104)
Even better than Muslim, she lives in Iran. Very cool participant that I hope understands my sarcasm. Seriously, she would love the lovely Sister Goatnapper who would be an Elder Bednar poster child. Not only did Sister Goatnapper graduate from the Why-Aye, but she has yet to get either ear pierced once!

Is her navel pierced?

Go straight for the good stuff. Does she have augmentations?

Goatnapper'96 07-26-2007 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea (Post 106116)
Is her navel pierced?

Go straight for the good stuff. Does she have augmentations?

None of that whatsoever. Very conservative folk, us Goatnappers. I even wear a white shirt every sunday.

All-American 07-26-2007 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96 (Post 106184)
None of that whatsoever. Very conservative folk, us Goatnappers. I even wear a white shirt every sunday.

That snap you heard was the preconceptions of Cougarguarders far and wide crumbling to the ground.

Goatnapper'96 07-26-2007 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by All-American (Post 106198)
That snap you heard was the preconceptions of Cougarguarders far and wide crumbling to the ground.

The internet is my id. Well that and the oppressive concerned with a lilly white appearance nature of mormon culture drives me to it.

il Padrino Ute 07-26-2007 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96 (Post 106184)
None of that whatsoever. Very conservative folk, us Goatnappers. I even wear a white shirt every sunday.

That's not possible as you are not a Utah Mormon.

You California Mormons just can't let us Utahns have our moment in the sun, can you?


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