Gun safety tonight
 

hopefully I won't shoot myself in the leg after I get home, like someone in our stake did, after teaching the scouts about gun safety, with a gun that had been unknowingly loaded the entire time.

(idiot).

Do they still use the same slogan on their pamphlet as when I was a kid?: "Boys and guns go together." (I assume this is the NRA's course.)

By the way, I'm a big supporter of gun liberty.

Who is the proverbial "they"?

Boy, was that a bygone era. Nobody would be allowed to say that today.

Boys and guns go together.

So will Waters banish me now?

By the way, my wife has a nice 38.

Excellent. What about her waist and hips?

Living up to your rep, Larry?

He forgot the letters following the number 38.

You are pretty much devoid of a sense of humor, aren't you?

You should see my bills, some people find them humorous, others do not.

Humor is in the eyes of the beholder, friend.

Well, I have always believed that the key to wit is sublety. With all due respect, you have the sublety of a sledgehammer. Telling a bad joke over and over again does not make it funny. It just looks desperate. Move on, brother.

desperate? bad humor, sure, desparate, hmm.

I admit to having bad humor, no time for good humor.