I'm going to be Nazi Scoutmaster
 

...that inculcates respect for the environment.

In other words, CB's worst nightmare!

now, if I could only find a used uniform....

I gratefully will never serve in that position.

Upon my release from bishopric, I've been to so many sporting events, that they can't find me to call me.

so sad.

Re: I'm going to be Nazi Scoutmaster
 

You were definitely on a roll today. Nice work.

Do you own stock in some form of Beta Blocker pharm company? Lots of hypertension on CB.

no, I probably should though.

Scouting makes for strange bedfellows. Me, and stonewallperry.

Like all trolling, mine contains more than a nugget of truth.

I don't want to be the rag-tag ugly lazy troop.