You can always tell when the Crypt is busy...
 

There are twenty people logged in and the board is dead.

What's the crypt?

Just so you know, your name is mentioned 393 times in the Crypt.

You're very popular, you know.

Mine or Lingo's? What is this Crypt thing?

That's odd. You have all the criteria needed for acceptance into the Crypt yet you seem unaware of its existence.

I have no idea what you're talking about. What criteria do you mean? And again, what is the Crypt?

It's for people with large genitalia. How would Lingo know you meet the criteria? If you met the criteria, don't you think you'd be in there already?

So there is a special clique here. It's OK I don't know about it. I share to much good information as it is.

If SoCal is to be believed, you may want to be more worried about why you havent' been invited yet.

Of course, I haven't verified this information, I let Socal and Lingo verify that sort of thing.

Somehow Creek may have passed, I guess some people can slip past anything form of inspection. There must be a "grandfather" clause for certain persons.