I am a bad parent
 

Yesterday during SS block, I decide to go to the family history center. What could be better? No lesson, sit a computer. So I have my 13mo. old son, and he's a little rambunctious, keeps grabbing the mouse on empty computer. So I give him my pen to play with. He merrily runs around with pen, until librarian/school marm wrestles it away from him saying he could poke his eye out. "is this your pen?" sheepish "yes." "I'll set it down right here on the desk. He could get hurt."

I assume her kids all are grown with all their eyes intact.

SHOCK!
 

You're a horrible parent... I bet you let your kids play with those dirty things called... toys.

I'll bet you even let them play outside in the grass where the germs are.