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FarrahWaters 11-07-2008 06:46 PM

This article is hilarious
 
http://sunstoneblog.com/2008/09/29/w...rgins-collide/

Mike found this and had me read it.

CardiacCoug 11-07-2008 07:11 PM

I showed that article to my wife when we got the magazine a few months ago. That article is really a classic. That whole issue dealing with topics related to sex was very entertaining.

ute4ever 11-07-2008 07:21 PM

A good read, but she doesn't give any actual sex advice other than to use K-Y, and to not be afraid to talk about sex.

Runner Coug 11-07-2008 07:21 PM

That was pretty good. Though I must admit, with only a handful of exceptions the thought of the women in my ward discussing the big O together makes me dry heave.

Bruincoug 11-07-2008 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FarrahWaters (Post 292021)
http://sunstoneblog.com/2008/09/29/w...rgins-collide/

Mike found this and had me read it.

good find. i'm a fan.

SoCalCoug 11-07-2008 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ute4ever (Post 292042)
A good read, but she doesn't give any actual sex advice other than to use K-Y, and to not be afraid to talk about sex.

So are you advocating for addition of a sex advice forum?

marsupial 11-07-2008 08:07 PM

The whole bride slipping into a nightie while the groom waits in his garments was amusing. Wedding nights don't need to be as awkward as she described. My recommendation to two virgins colliding is to save the lingerie for another occasion. For the first time, just start making out as usual. When you get to that point when all you want to do is tear off the other person's clothes, don't sing a hymn in your head, just do it.

FarrahWaters 11-07-2008 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marsupial (Post 292059)
The whole bride slipping into a nightie while the groom waits in his garments was amusing. Wedding nights don't need to be as awkward as she described. My recommendation to two virgins colliding is to save the lingerie for another occasion. For the first time, just start making out as usual. When you get to that point when all you want to do is tear off the other person's clothes, don't sing a hymn in your head, just do it.

Good advice. I wish I had thought to tell my grandma that while she was insisting on buying me some lingerie at the department store a week before the wedding.

We should have an advice column called Dear Marsupial.

cougarobgon 11-07-2008 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FarrahWaters (Post 292021)
http://sunstoneblog.com/2008/09/29/w...rgins-collide/

Mike found this and had me read it.

Hilarious. Brought back memories. When my wife walked out of the bathroom in her lingerie I was glued to the TV watching Tina Turner strutting on stage with those long legs of hers...after 23 years of marriage, she still reminds me about that by telling me she cannot believe that was what I was doing while waiting for what was about to come...what can I say, I was really attracted to Tina in the mid 80s.

I have printed out the article and will give it to my wife so she can give it to the RS president as she prepares to address the sisters for that follow up mentioned during stake conference. I just can't look the RS president in the eye and hand her the article myself.

SoCalCoug 11-07-2008 08:24 PM

I've never had sex with a virgin. There are some benefits to that.


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