Halloween candy
What do you steal from your kids first?
I go straight for the Reeses, but I have to make sure nobody's watching. Flash is lucky. Jeff and Charlie both hate Snickers, so Flash gets all of his favorite with no complaints from the kids. OTOH, that takes all the fun out of it. |
Kit Kats
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It prepares them for reality. |
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I hear thats what Joe the Plumber charges his kids. |
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I suppose it will have to go up, eh? The difference is that there is no redistribution. |
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Candy Confiscation Priority:
1. Anything made in China - this goes in the trash. I'm the Dad version of the FDA here. This is usually in the form of a prepackaged candy "toy" - like candy rings, candy whistles, bags of gummy worms, etc. If it says Made in China it's basically crap that some cheapo bought down at the dollar store. Probably laced with lead and mercury and all kinds of bad junk. 2. Almond Joy (NB these are not necessarily my favorite, they are just rarer so I give them a higher confiscation priority) 3. Kit Kats (same reason as above) 4. Snickers 5. Reeses My favorites would be ordered thus: 1. Snickers 2. Kit Kats 3. Almond Joy 4. Reeses |
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