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ute4ever 11-01-2005 01:28 AM

If resurrected bodies are perfect
 
Mormon doctrine is that only those who attain celestial glory will be able to create spirit children.

So maybe those who attain terrestrial and telestial glory, will have no need for sexual organs or "milk" production.

And if said resurrected bodies are perfect and burn the calories they consume (as has been speculated), there would be no need for waste systems.

So if those in the terrestrial and telestial kingdoms have bodies with no sexual organs, "milk" production or waste systems (i.e. bodies that look like a nude Ken doll or pre-pubescent Barbie doll), will any of the men there give any of the women the time of day? And if there is no drugs, alcohol, sex, kids or families, what will everyone be doing?

MikeWaters 11-01-2005 01:31 AM

joy riding in flying saucers.

Parrot Head 11-01-2005 01:39 AM

Maybe it's hell because everything is functioning, but only sealings allow you to participate in the enjoyable recreations.

MikeWaters 11-01-2005 01:42 AM

maybe hell is being a mormon in heaven. LOL. sex parties for the righteous.

Big TIC.

realtall 11-08-2005 06:18 AM

Re: If resurrected bodies are perfect
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ute4ever
And if there is no drugs, alcohol, sex, kids or families, what will everyone be doing?


Go bowling in a solid chocolate bowling alley, then have chocolate milkshakes in solid chocolate cups and then ride home in our magical electric chocolate cars.

MikeWaters 11-08-2005 01:26 PM

chocolate = sex for Mormons.


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