Old School Contraception
So, my insurance won't cover birth control. Doesn't seem like a smart financial move, since it covers pregnancy and childbirth almost completely, but hey, whatever.
I recently stumbled across a home recipe for birth control in Pliny's Natural History (29.27.85). Feel free to try it out. tertium genus est eodem phalangi nomine araneus lanuginosus, grandissimo capite, quo dissecto inveniri intus dicuntur vermiculi duo adalligatique mulieribus pelle cervina ante solis ortum praestare, ne concipiant "There is also a third type of phalangium, a hairy spider with an enormous head. When this is cut open, there are said to be found inside two little worms, which, having been attached to women in deer skin before sunrise, ensure that they do not conceive." Anyone know where I can find a tarantula? |
Or you could try Archaea's version of Old School contraception . . . abstinence.
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Seriously, the BYU student insurance is atrocious anyway, and the noncoverage of contraceptives is probably somebody's not so subtle statement against them. |
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Just pull out.
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69 is a great form of birth control. |
Health insurance doesn't cover fresh fruit, vegetables, vitamin pills, natural spring water, and lots of other things.
It's called lifestyle choices. You'll be happier when you realize that, instead of complaining about it. |
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NOTE: I don't know what mental hurdle the lady must overcome when using natural membrane condoms but I'm willing to bet that making love to a lamb intestine is better than making love to an exam glove. |
One problem with the Trojan Naturalamb is the price. A 12-pack will probably cost $30-$40.
Seeing as how y'all are newlyweds, you may pay more in Naturalamb condoms than in paying for the pill out of pocket. |
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Condoms, on the other hand, are just a pain. They get in the way of sensation and slide around. But maybe it's just a matter of preference. |
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I've never heard of condoms "slipping around", tell me more. I'm curious as to the explanation.
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Archea is demonstrating his lack of experience. Interruptus is the superior way, though messy to be sure.
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Of course, given certain miracles of science, I don't worry about that any longer. |
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Okay I'm bailing out of this thread. too explicit for my tast.
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Yeah I think I am bailing as well.
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