Michaelangelo's David Returns
 

I'm sure this has already made the rounds, but in the belief that jokes get better the more often they're told....

A friend forwarded the report that Michelangelo's David was returned to the U.S. after two-year tour sponsored by KFC and Starbucks.

Before:
http://www.merlinsilk.com/blog/wp-co...chelangelo.jpg


After:

http://www.merlinsilk.com/blog/wp-co...gelo-david.jpg

[And I didn't know where to put this (references to "sun don't shine" are not appreciated)... Under Chit Chat? Arts, Media, Music, perhaps? I'll go with Fitness for the cautionary tale that this is.]

I realize that it's a joke, but given that a significant portion of our species looks just like that, it never ceases to amaze me that any woman has ever agreed to marry a man.

Threw in a hairy back, excessive bodily noises, crap that can sink up a whole house and I agree with you, if I was a woman I know I would go the lesbian route.

This reminds me of the best question uttered in my Art History class at the U:

"Why did the ancient Greeks create so many statues without arms?"

Because they didn't want the sculpted kittens to die?

I can see why some guys can't get laid.

Literally?

Both why they can't attract a mate, and why physically it is impossible. Some people should not procreate.

Not only should there be a Prop 8, but there should be a prop against fat or stupid people procreating.

I showed this to my wife and she said that she once heard the doctor that comes on Oprah say that a man can gain an inch for every thirty pounds he loses.

I wondered why my wife wanted me to lose 120 pounds.