When was the last time you drank alcohol?
 

I don't mean cooking alcohol or things like Jack Daniels bbq sauce; I mean you literally drank beer / liquor straight up, even just something as simple as a sip of champagne on New Years.

Last night around 7:30 pm. An Alaska Amber Ale.

Does by accident count? I put this decade since 6 or 7 years ago I drank a few sips of egg nog at a party before I realized it had alcohol (I know, I'm not very bright).

Never on purpose, though.

I put the 80s but thinking back, it was really the early 90s during a brief rebellious phase. And my actual last sip of alcohol I had was when I was with my mother. We were at the Olive Garden with one of her friends. Her friend, who is Mormon, ordered some chocolatey drink she saw on the menu. She offered me a sip and I said, "that really burns on the way down. Did you realize you had ordered an alcoholic drink?" She said, "oh no, this doesn't have alcohol in it" and she just kept on drinking. I didn't bother arguing with her.

Summer of 1991. Some yahoo I delivered pizza to gave me a beer in lieu of a tip. I was a little annoyed with him but I drank it anyway.

I drank a lot in Puerto Vallarta a few years back.. I've never tasted alcohol, but I kept ordering these Pina Coladas that tasted AMAZING!!! I honestly had no idea what I was really drinking until my wife tasted it and her throat started to burn and she busted up laughing...

Then I went on a cruise last month and we made friends with one of the bartenders while ordering Roy Rogers (basically a cherry coke) and on the last day he brought us all Margaritas for free... Mine was half gone before anybody else tasted their drinks and realized there was alcohol... ha ha.

Early 80's while going through my divorce. After work I would get a 6 pack and head up into the canyon.

Oh, I forgot to mention the main reason I decided to drink the beer was because I had just been dumped by my girlfriend.

What is it with breakups and beer?