How to know your paper is off the mark . . .
 

"Whether Socrates had actually corrupted the youth, or did not believe in the gods of the city, or had taught others to so believe, are hardly adequately addressed in this or any other section of his defense. It is certain, however, that he was most definitively not a porn star."

Sweet.

He might have been a porn star, though. He was ugly, but so is Ron Jeremy.

Socrates...he was the guy in the white robe in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, right?

Or was he the guy who played the piano at the music store?