My name is Jeff
 

I am 7. I like race cars.

My mommy thinks she is bat girl from the cartoons.

Me and daddy are in Montanna for the summer. We drove a long time. Daddy says he hopes mommy stays out of truble while we are here. I told him not to worry. Will you keep an eye on her for us?

hopefully Jeff, you'll like football even more than racecars.

That is a spectacular idea. There's some hope...he dressed up as Adrian Peterson for Halloween last year.

But he's spending the summer with his cousin who will no doubt be trying to turn him into a (Washington) Huskies fan.

***CHEAP SHOT WARNING***

Did Flash dress up as AP's dad?

No, but there was another kid at the mall dressed up as AD, and his parents put him in "blackface." Gee, I don't know why that never occurred to me.

Oh, my.

In the words of Borat

"A true chocalate face, no makeup"