I feel like taking advantage of the extra freedom
 

that is available to me on this site.

SDSU is BYU's bitch and you do not need worry about the game on Saturday. Really this is the only word to describe the relationship between the two in recent years. Should be a comfortable win unless somehow the powers of Tom Craft's mustache increase ten fold.

We've had an unpleasant habit of relieving teams
 

of the proper roles in society, allowing such enjoyable streaks as the one enjoyed by SDSU to be broken.

I hope you are correct.

I fully agree. SDSU is the one team that wasn't able to take advantage of our suckiness the past 3 years. Even if Tom Kraft's mustache were to grow it's own mustache, it wouldn't be powerful enough to conjur up a win against the Y.

I had a mustache recently. You wouldn't believe how controversial it is to have a mustache. You'd think you just bedded down the queen or something.

Well it was probably controversial because your ward thought you were moonlighting as an amateur porn star.

His wife is an underwear model, so you may be on to some-
 

thing here.

Mormon pornstar masquerading as a psychiatrist marries an underwear model.

I like it.

I have worn a goatee all of my....
 

adult life. I have never had anyone at church be dumb enough to say anything to me about it. If anyone ever did they would go away with their tail between their legs wondering what possessed them to say anything. :wink:

Facial hair's a dangerous thing.
 

It's amazing how differently people react (toward me at least) depending on facial hair. If I'm clean shaven, people are always trying to pull crap on me ("looks like you need some new caps on those spark plugs!"), but if I got the goatee, people are afraid to speak to me.

Fortunately, I *like* it when people think twice before talking to me.

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why do you guys like facial hair?
 

It's a pain to manage and interrupts your sporting life?

I guess I don't give a moment's thought to expressing myself through personal appearance. My hope is to blend in, to be ignored. If you stand out, people notice you.

Re: why do you guys like facial hair?
 

For one, because I hate shaving.