Board personnel needs
 

We need more women. Face it. We're all here partly because we're attracted to Waters' indubitable charisma. We're a cult following. But what kind of a cult are we with so few women?

More mullahs. I announced this imperative sometime ago and was pleased to see shortly thereafter Tex, Indy and Lingo arrive on the scene. Much thanks to whoever recruited these fellows. We need more of these. The more the merrier. Opposition in all things is good.

A FARMS geek. One should be sufficient, just to make sure I'm accurately representing what they stand for.

More Classisicts. This is like saying we need more grizzley bears or steel head trout. Should be non-controversial.

More philosphers. See above re Classisicts.

More apostates. It's hard holding down the fort alone here. Not sure nonsequ is pure enough, though I like the way he speaks plainly with the Cindarella and Santa Clause analogies.

Someone from New York to respond when Waters lords it over us how comsmopolitan is Dallas.

As many people as possible who like to read books other than published at LDS interested presses.

We have a dire need for a professional chef. Better 2-3.

More funny guys. I propose cougjunkie as the gold standard.

Any others? I think we have enough LDS democrats and LDS who go to church and are neither mullahs nor apostates but I'm open to ideas. And please, Ute fans who like to announce they're Utes and bear their testimony in the same post are a dime a dozen. No more lawyers unless they're women.

Today I invited landpoke to come on over. He's a lawyer. Sorry.

You're a funny guy too. So is Waters sometimes. But that's not enough.

Could we perhaps procure anymore superheroes? It's rather difficult upholding truth and justice on one's own.

Speaking as an unfunny, non-philospoher, non-greek speaking, male lawyer I find this post rather marginalizing. Maybe I can get credit for being the typo guy?

I'll support SU's quest here, at least until he starts solicitng donations to buy land for the compund in the desert.

Your violin is small. Your kind get all the breaks.

Whoa, there, Trigger, I said I was supporting you!

I trust I am also one of your kind ... and I play the viola, not a violin

I'd be pleased to be considered one fo your kind. Btw, except for the sacremnt meeting atendance thing (and a few ancillary issues that go along with that) SU is one of our kind, too, benefitting from all the breaks.