H, I'm Tavern Knight
 

but really I'm Cassia Cougar (aka DixieCougar).

From Cali (until age 10), then Georgia (until age 18 and again for a few years later as an adult), and most recently from Utah. I hope to call Texas my home soon and for many years to come, either Dallas area or Paris, TX up in the NE corner.

I do GIS work, work from home which is good and bad, been married 10 years, have four great kids (I'm not saying how many bad ones).

I'm short, fat, and bald, but I did get laser eye surgery, so at least I don't wear glasses any more.

I'm Cougarboard's version of the anti-Christ due to a series of unfortunate events. I don't hate any one, not even some of the CB mods ... I just hate the things they DO.

Amen.

EWT and LiveCoug are among the worst posters/mods on CB.

1.) I don't believe you're sincere, you're probably BFF with them.
2.) I love them as my brothers.

yea my last two bans are for "hard on" and "hipster fags", I'm a real deviant what can I say.

what is gis work?

Geographic Information Systems.

Paris, TX is a much better place to live than Dallas. Yes, I have seen the movie, and yes, I have been there.

What did you do to deserve giving yourself the title of "knight"?

Welcome! Here, you are free from the tyranny of me.

And that is?