The day that Mike has been dreading has arrived
 

No, not that the fact that almost all this friends abandoned him, the day I had to break out the flannel nightgown. He really despises this thing.

I'm sorry, but after feeling flu-like symptoms all yesterday afternoon, I got the chills/aches last night. So I piled on the flannel nightie, fuzzy slippers, terrycloth bathroom and put on my glasses. Is there anything less sexy on a woman than a flannel nightgown?

I'm sure you're still quite fetching, regardless. And I prefer fleece to flannel--to me it's both softer and warmer.

Why do women like those things? It takes so long to re.... nevermind.

A 50 year old something geezer that is obsessed with sex and yet you still haven't learned the fine art of anticipation....

FWIW, flannel is hott! on a woman. On a man, totally outdated.

At this stage I would gladly take a nice looking gal in flannels, flu or no flu.

I don't know what this says about me, but I like flannel nightgowns.

On a woman, in case that is unclear.

Although, at BYU, when people in our apartment complex would try to get us to come down to "Ward Prayer" on Sunday nights, I would acccasionally do so in a red flannel nightgown. I forget exactly what statement it was I was trying to make, other than "Women, don't date me".

Much younger than fifty dipshit.

My flannel footy pajamas?

Coincidentally, I broke those out for the first time last night, too.