My twitter thread
 

Twitter is apparently this internet service for telling people the sort of stupid things that nobody cares about. yet, because you are a show-off narcissist, you feel compelled to share these pointless details anyway.

So starting off:

Hungry today. Skipped lunch.

I thought Cougarguard was your Twitter thread.

That's like calling Moses' 40 years in the Wilderness a weekend retreat.

I hope you make it to the promised land, buddy.

Moses never made it. But that's not to say Moses was any less of a man for not doing so.

What's your manna? I suppose you're self-fed.

When you look at Israel's history in the promised land, there is little doubt that Moses got the better end of the deal. No longer being in charge of self-sabotaging knuckleheads.