Dancing with the Stars
 

My mother-in-law is in town and subjecting us to Dancing with the Stars. That's like sticking bamboo shoots under your fingernails while having water dripped on your forehead. Please just put me out of my misery.

Are you not the man of the house?

My mother is the man of any house she sets foot in.

I'm a little surprised you found nothing to enjoy. Indeed, if Arch watched tv, I woudl expect him to jump to it's defense. Last I checked, it's full of pretty and nearly-naked young women dancing around.

That show has nailed the 60 something crowd. My parents just think it is dandy. I think it takes them back to the Lawrence Welk era or something.

I am laughing right now.

Your Mom sounds like a good woman. Props to her for not taking any crap.