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il Padrino Ute 07-25-2007 05:40 PM

Welcome.

Like the rest of us wretched males here, I'll assume that SIEQ has married over his head.

We testosterone types are grateful to have such lovely females in our presence.

Goatnapper'96 07-25-2007 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by YOhio (Post 105693)
Republic of Serbia.

As one of the few members of this board who has been to both, the biggest difference between the two is that usually the folks in Relief Society have better dental hygiene practices and results than the folks in Republic of Serbia...although there is something about the random lobbing of mortar rounds by Paleozoic Period artillery weapons that could intimidate dentists out of opening their offices.

Saying that replace "Muslim" with "men" and I think the pissing and moaning would be similar.

So in my best Kresimir Cosic accent: Stali ali putsan!

Given the epidemic of LDS Scando chicks thinking the Allmighty shortchanged them a bit in the ol squeezebox, I will say that the ta-tas are a bit more bodacious in Relief Society. Now if we could just get away from our stifling Victorianism and flaunt what we got, bay-beeeee!

FarrahWaters 07-25-2007 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Sassy in RS (Post 105663)
If I can figure out how to get one of those picture thingies on the side I'll put up a picture of Daniel Craig.

I fully support this notion. Hey, that would make you match with your husband's avatar.

Welcome to the board!

Mindfulcoug 07-25-2007 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96 (Post 105736)
As one of the few members of this board who has been to both, the biggest difference between the two is that usually the folks in Relief Society have better dental hygiene practices and results than the folks in Republic of Serbia...although there is something about the random lobbing of mortar rounds by Paleozoic Period artillery weapons that could intimidate dentists out of opening their offices.

Saying that replace "Muslim" with "men" and I think the pissing and moaning would be similar.

So in my best Kresimir Cosic accent: Stali ali putsan!

Given the epidemic of LDS Scando chicks thinking the Allmighty shortchanged them a bit in the ol squeezebox, I will say that the ta-tas are a bit more bodacious in Relief Society. Now if we could just get away from our stifling Victorianism and flaunt what we got, bay-beeeee!

desperately needs Barbara Gordon's help to decipher this passage.

Goatnapper'96 07-25-2007 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mindfulcoug (Post 105743)
desperately needs Barbara Gordon's help to decipher this passage.

Back in the day the Turks conquered the Slavic area. Per your religion, as it was intepreted and enforced back in that day, if one converts to Islam they are legally allowed to continue to own their property. Ergo many of the landowners in Bosnia-Herczegovenia joined up. They became Slavic Muslims. By all means these folks are not exactly bucking to join Al Queda, they are far too European. This also means their teethe suck gray used SE Idaho irrigation canal water. So when a little fight broke out that way when Izetebegovic, Milosivic and some Croat whose name I forgot sought to fill the political vaccuum left by the dead Tito, these folks used the most familiar mobilizing tool in that region, nationalism. The Serbs hate the Muslims for nationalistic reasons, but the root is po folk always hate rich folk.

As far as my mysogenistic hooters allusions, your people are not allowed to do that. IMO it is the biggest reason I support the war in Iraq...it is all about ensuring voluptuous cracks where needed in Eye-Rack!

Mindfulcoug 07-25-2007 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96 (Post 105750)
Back in the day the Turks conquered the Slavic area. Per your religion, as it was intepreted and enforced back in that day, if one converts to Islam they are legally allowed to continue to own their property. Ergo many of the landowners in Bosnia-Herczegovenia joined up. They became Slavic Muslims. By all means these folks are not exactly bucking to join Al Queda, they are far too European. This also means their teethe suck gray used SE Idaho irrigation canal water. So when a little fight broke out that way when Izetebegovic, Milosivic and some Croat whose name I forgot sought to fill the political vaccuum left by the dead Tito, these folks used the most familiar mobilizing tool in that region, nationalism. The Serbs hate the Muslims for nationalistic reasons, but the root is po folk always hate rich folk.

As far as my mysogenistic hooters allusions, your people are not allowed to do that. IMO it is the biggest reason I support the war in Iraq...it is all about ensuring voluptuous cracks where needed in Eye-Rack!

okay,some points has been emerged . i hate to ask so much ,but what your support of iraq war has to do with serbs hate muslims?

Goatnapper'96 07-25-2007 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mindfulcoug (Post 105755)
okay,some points has been emerged . i hate to ask so much ,but what your support of iraq war has to do with serbs hate muslims?

I support the war in Iraq because it will bring the liberating breast augmentations to the middle east. I believe that John the Revelator outlines that as one of the final steps before Gog and Magog square off for all the temporal marbles........

Requiem 07-25-2007 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96 (Post 105761)
I support the war in Iraq because it will bring the liberating breast augmentations to the middle east. I believe that John the Revelator outlines that as one of the final steps before Gog and Magog square off for all the temporal marbles........

Many thanks for your unique blend of clarity and perspective. What, pray tell, are the other "final steps"? What must we as loyal CG'ers do to prepare?

Goatnapper'96 07-25-2007 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Requiem (Post 105765)
Many thanks for your unique blend of clarity and perspective. What, pray tell, are the other "final steps"? What must we as loyal CG'ers do to prepare?

Come now Requiem, you are "of the House," despite your choice to play with the girls up north. You well know I won't know the details until the Gospel Doctrine teacher tells me when we get to Johns trip to Kolob aided by mild hallucinogenics....Get back to me sometime in December.

That said, I do think the University of Utah winning an outright conference championship in football was one of the signs. That happened on a chilly afternoon during the dark years of Gary Crowton. Get ready to pack up and move to Missouri honeychild!

BigFatMeanie 07-25-2007 07:45 PM

This has quickly turned into one of the greatest threads ever.


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