Rename Cougarguard?
 

Ute fans are some of the most dynamic and important posters here. Should Cougargurad be renamed Cuteguard?

i say we go with cooterguard

What does Cooter have to do with this board?

http://images.richmond.com/images/st...oter_story.jpg

Of course it's also well known that within the Rivalry it's the pretty people who post here.

Yes, the name should be changed or at least the tag line. The new tag line should be: "got something about spanking your monkey to say?"

the prettiest ute fan has recently joined. except she looks much more innocent.

did i mention what the comparison was all about ? obviously no:)

The header should be changed from "unofficial BYU Cougars / LDS sports, football, basketball forum and message board" to "conservatives and moderates need not apply."

How about "Cougarguard & Utetagalongs"

the reason for the header changes was that so people googling things pertaining to this website, might have a rat's chance of finding it. i.e. googling "byu sports football message board" we will appear on page 3 of results instead of page 7.

I think we should change it to "Cougarguard...featuring DDD"

That way, celebs and media like PK can more easily find my stuff. I am tired of answering boardmails.

Since we're re-naming things, how about we look at the forum sub-headings sometime.

I mean really, not only is Fusnik MIA on this site (aside from his hit-and-miss status as a dual account holder), but he is married now and likely does not date anymore. Not really a relevant topic for Chit Chat.

If we're not going to get serious about discussing syncronized swimming, then I move it be removed from the college sports sub-heading and be replaced by something more relevant, like men's cross country.

And what's up with the sub-heading for the Clandestine Coalitions heading? Can you say obsolete?

And don't get me started on the fact that the cycling forum has been missing a subheading for several months now. And some of you wonder why creekster has been absent lately. I think its because he's found a different message board that is more cyclist friendly.

Any others that I'm missing?

Yes. I propose that the Fitness and Wellness subheading be changed from "Exercise, good nutrition, health" to "No matter what you do, Mike's nearly 66 year old mother will always be faster than you".

How about this?
 

cougarguard.com - unofficial BYU Cougars / LDS sports, football, basketball forum and message board (and a place for lil' brother to hang out too)

Until the "Got Something ^smart to say?" is removed, there will always be a self-imposed (and frankly well-deserved) little brother syndrome going on here. It is a clear nod to CB.

Once those ties can be cut, CG, like the Lamanites, will be free to blossom as the rose.

Until then, CB drinks the milkshake.

I agree with this. Let's drop that line.

Not a good enough reason. The old-school Fusnik dating reference is part of this site's charm.

HEY! I will have you know that someone googled "BYU synchronized swimming" and it landed them here. I found it in the stats. Also a heckuva lot of people googling variations of "Phoebe Cates" end up here as well.

Texguard?

boob guardians.

I would like to talk about Terri Schiavo, I am waiting for the ban to be lifted, I have a lot of important things to say that I have been writing in my journal.