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Archaea 12-08-2009 09:28 PM
Tiger Woods on the Back Nine
 
How many women can Tiger bang in a lifetime?

The world may soon learn.

MikeWaters 12-08-2009 09:59 PM
Maybe Jesse Jackson will help him heal.

Archaea 12-09-2009 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeWaters (Post 308626)
Maybe Jesse Jackson will help him heal.
His wife is the hottest.

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.c...r-woods-to-11/

I wonder how many call girls he also had.

The joke will soon be, "I've had Tiger", "Who hasn't?"

And dare I print it, isn't it strange that the great AA golfer doesn't date AA women?

MikeWaters 12-09-2009 01:18 AM
It seems like being the biggest sports star on the planet, a billionaire, with a beautiful wife and two beautiful children was not enough for Tiger.

He also needed whores. And didn't have the sense to pay them off in advance.

MikeWaters 12-09-2009 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Archaea (Post 308627)

And dare I print it, isn't it strange that the great AA golfer doesn't date AA women?
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-a...=hp:vertical:r

Archaea 12-09-2009 02:28 PM
This is classic:

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Yes, they are all white. But then, Tiger himself declared that he was, “Cablinasian,” and not in fact African American in the first place, so the fact that he would clutter his little black book with blondes is hardly news. Not to mention that these women also all hold jobs that demand a particular amount of sex appeal—the more they flirt, the better they get paid. What was Tiger going to do? Moderate a debate between his wedding ring and his penis over his moral obligation to his wife, all while getting lap dances from a young, free-spirited barmaid or even greater pleasures from a woman who played a Horny Housewife? I think not. I’m not saying it’s right; I’m just not saying I’m surprised.

Archaea 12-09-2009 02:30 PM
The concluding paragraphs,

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Of course Tiger could have done the “right thing” and kept his distance from the after-hours parties, bought Sampson’s DVD instead of bedding the “real deal,” and read the Bible each night before bed—in other words, he could have indulged the fantasy the world had about what he does when he hangs up his clubs. But he didn’t. He went out, met a few girls, and got caught. Textbook prophesy for a young, attractive athlete. At least he didn’t beat his wife like Mike Tyson did.


We live in a complicated world, driven by human desire. The only people who need to wag their finger in Tiger’s face live in his own home. The rest of us simply need to tuck the tabloids back on the shelf and focus on our own lives. You never know, his lovely wife could have cheated first. After all, blondes have more fun.

ute4ever 12-10-2009 01:22 AM
Tiger had been nominated to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor, which today was redacted.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com...r-tiger-woods/

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Lawmaker drops effort to honor Tiger Woods
Posted: December 9th, 2009 06:36 PM ET

Washington (CNN) – A California lawmaker announced Wednesday that he is no longer backing legislation that would honor disgraced golfer Tiger Woods with a Congressional Gold Medal.

In March of this year, Rep. Joe Baca, D-California, introduced a resolution calling for Woods to receive the high congressional honor.

The award was justified, Baca's bill said, because, among other things, "Woods has broken barriers with grace and dignity by showing that golf is a sport for all people, regardless of race, color, or creed... Woods has inspired countless people of all ages, impressing upon them that their hopes, dreams, and prayers may be achieved through hard work, persistence, education, and good sportsmanship."

Baca announced Wednesday that he has had a change of heart about honoring Woods.

"In light of the recent developments surrounding Tiger Woods and his family, I will not pursue legislation awarding him the Congressional Gold Medal this session," the congressman said in a statement.

Baca's announcement comes amid reports that television ads featuring the embattled golfer have not aired since November 29.

MikeWaters 12-10-2009 02:50 AM
Let's give the Congressional "Gold Medal" to Michael Jordan. For his grace while sticking out his tongue.

MikeWaters 12-10-2009 06:23 PM
Kind of disappointing that this Tiger Woods scandal doesn't have legs. Looks to be dying.

Archaea 12-10-2009 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeWaters (Post 308681)
Kind of disappointing that this Tiger Woods scandal doesn't have legs. Looks to be dying.
Well Holly Sampson talked about it seven months ago.


http://blackstar69.com/?p=1194

What's the difference between Tiger and Santa?

Santa stops after three ho's.

MikeWaters 12-10-2009 06:55 PM
Blackstar69? I'm scared to click on that link.

Archaea 12-10-2009 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeWaters (Post 308688)
Blackstar69? I'm scared to click on that link.
Some prude sent it to me. It's cleaned up, Mike. Go ahead and look.

ute4ever 12-10-2009 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeWaters (Post 308681)
Kind of disappointing that this Tiger Woods scandal doesn't have legs. Looks to be dying.
Yesterday Elin purchased an exclusive $2 million home on an island near Stockholm that is only accessible by ferry. There are rumors that she has already left and taken the kids.

MikeWaters 12-10-2009 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by ute4ever (Post 308708)
Yesterday Elin purchased an exclusive $2 million home on an island near Stockholm that is only accessible by ferry. There are rumors that she has already left and taken the kids.
NY Post / People are saying they are holed up working on their marriage, in therapy, and that Elin wants to stay together for the kids. Since she is a child of a divorce. And that Tiger has confessed everything.

MikeWaters 12-11-2009 02:44 PM
"I had an affair with Tiger Woods
and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

MikeWaters 12-11-2009 04:00 PM
Gatorade's unfortunate slogan w/ Tiger:

Is it in you?

MikeWaters 12-11-2009 08:07 PM
My dedication to Elin, in behalf of Tiger.



"All I made was 10 mistakes,
How much more will I have to pay?"

MikeWaters 12-12-2009 02:11 AM
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I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period.
http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/artic...17801012/news/

It will be interesting to see if Tiger ends up being more about repairing his marketability, or actually his marriage.

Archaea 12-13-2009 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeWaters (Post 308735)
http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/artic...17801012/news/

It will be interesting to see if Tiger ends up being more about repairing his marketability, or actually his marriage.
Image first, marriage last.

As deep as his ran, he's not going to change.

MikeWaters 12-17-2009 12:25 PM
A flimsy rumor that Elin is leaving Tiger here:

http://www.people.com/people/article...331291,00.html

Apparently not wearing wedding ring anymore. She probably demanded the same rock that Kobe's wife wears. Or double the size, lol.

A divorce would actually be a good moral lesson for the young folks in America. If you value keeping your family together, keep your pants on.

MikeWaters 12-17-2009 05:40 PM
Now ABC News saying that Tiger and Elin will get divorced.

There are some things money can't buy. A happy family, for one.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/tiger-wood...ory?id=9357960

It's like what my elderly, now deceased friend told me--a divorce is nothing more than the death certificate for a cold body.


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