How would you define "talking out your ass"? Is there more than one definition? If so, do tell. I can accept that I don't know everything, because it's true.

Not sure I see the Brokeback comparison here, but then, I'm not the guy with a tub of KY Jelly.

I'd be happy to talk with your dad. I really do hold no grudge and never have. The funny thing is that you really have no idea in what context I made the comparison, as you're not cool enough to get into the crypt. But if you'd like to know what I actualy said, I'll tell you. Your assumption is so far off it's actually quite hilarious.

I define "talking out of one's ass" as:

Saying things are are completely and obviously wrong without putting any thought into it whatsoever.

There you go.

Regarding The Cool Guyz Club:

I don't know why I have to keep saying this, but I have no desire whatsoever to be part of your club. I never have. I have never once indicated in even the tiniest way that I wish I could be in. Never in posts, never in boardmails, never. And I never will.

But keep trying to taunt me with my lack of membership. It's akin to bashing your head against a brick wall... something I get the feeling you've done a lot of in your life.

The fact that you remember him and remember that you dislike him and feel the need to bring that up all the time tells me you're lying.

Again, you are talking out your ass. You have no idea what I said about your dad. I don't ever remember posting that I dislike him, though I may be wrong - if you want to prove it, go ahead.

From a boardmail you sent me.

And after I say

"Every day I ask myself, "How long until someone here bitches and moans like a woman scorned about the mods on CB?"

For a sports board, there sure is a lot of estrogen flowing."

You post:

And here's a quote from a guy who's never met my dad. Where did he get the idea that my dad's a dick? Hmmm.....

Yes, you remind me of your dad. However, notice that I did't say I dislike him. You may get that when you read those coments, but you're reaching.